Chris Evans names Peoples “Sexiest Man Alive”

Shoulda been Oscar Isaac.

R1 not at all. Ugh

His pecs are among the sexiest pecs alive.

Why though? Yeah, he's hot af. But he hasn't been on anything this year or last. He has been living in his MA cave since Knives Out.

Apostrophe.

If he didn't have those hideous tats I'd agree.

I’ve never understood the hype.

he's quite overrated and he's a social smoker which is gross.

Sometimes he looks decent but not amazing. They've had far worse choices in the past though

He looks sexier and more handsome without the beard.

According to MTV News Lizzo brought a new life to him via social media and started a movement of black women wanting Chris Evans.

It was a think on TikTok how Chris Evans is secretly black or something because he’s too “down” to be a basic white guy

MTV even used the #LizzoeBae hashtag on Instagram lmao

A most excellent choice!

People has terrible taste.

R1 Oscar Isaac had grey hair and a long grey beard in Dune.

Remi Malik must have turned it down.

I'm kidding, Chris Evans is a great choice. Sexy AF and also a kind, good-hearted, well-intentioned guy.

Did gay men vote for this? Yes he's hot, but his look is generic hot. Tons of guys like him on Instagram/TikTok/Twitter/OnlyFans

I like him. A good liberal boy who takes good care of his dog, has BDF and a sexy voice.

Works for me :)

R14 With a lot of gay rumors attached to him!

From People...

"The “Knives Out” hunk was originally slated to take the mantle last year, but insiders tell us that bosses thought it was better to wait a year after he accidentally uploaded a picture of his penis online."

What do they think got him the honor this year?

[quote]Chris Evans names Peoples “Sexiest Man Alive”

I'm dying to know -- who did he name?

He's always been hot. I don't think Black women or gay Black men all of a sudden wanted him. He, Ryan Phillippe and Paul Walker always had their following.

Should have been Timothee. His time will come though.

[quote] What do they think got him the honor this year?

His penis leak from last year.

I'm outraged it's not a trans man!

Timothee is too boyish for "Sexiest Man Alive".

R22 Poor thing is on the verge of starvation.

Was Elliott Page out of the running?

I'm launching a Senate investigation into why I wasn't named.

R27 I bet he's sending an angry Karen email to People as we speak. "tRaNsPhObIa."

All he had to do is be straight and white!

R24

r18 His brother is actually gay though. And looks very similar to him.

I think for a lot of younger millennial gays. Not Another Teen Movie was a gay awakening. So Chris Evans holds a special place in our hearts for that.

must've been a rough year

[quote] It was a think on TikTok how Chris Evans is secretly black or something because he’s too “down” to be a basic white guy

Well he is half Italian.

He was smokin' hot in Fantastic Four, in, um, 2005. But he still looks great.

R33 I watched that clip on a loop. Often.

I was sexually assaulted by him on the movie set of Fantastic Four. He was the Fire Man in the movie and he BURNED my PUSSY at my trailer. And the EVIL Hollywood won't do anything about it. But I will NOT remain SILENT anymore. People's Magazine?? Not MY magazine.

Wiat, his penis gets exposed in the internet and he gets rewarded with this? What about all those other guys who get their cocks out, and will it be a requirement for sexiest men alive in the future?

R35 Well, lot of Southern Italian and Irish Catholic cultural traits can be seen as parallel to African-American culture. Family-oriented, religious, loud, joyful, music and dance, cooking culture, big family gatherings and a matriarchal figure. Both were seen as antithesis to the more uptight WASP culture.

Where is the pic of his Dick?

Agree that People always goes for safe vanilla voices.

R39 Maybe he got the title because he stood up to candace owens once

"Where is the pic of his Dick?"

Everywhere

I wonder if he'll come out soon or OD or something.

I wish one of these years People would pick an obscure or surprising choice, but the whole thing is just a publicity agreement, so that wouldn’t make sense.

Chris seems nice, fit, and dull.

He seems pretty straight and happy.

R39 Others are shamed and had to apologize for their leaks. It's unfair that he gets called sexiest man alive for that.

Very white person.

he looks pale and gross Lately.

this is like 8 years too late

[quote]Why though? Yeah, he's hot af. But he hasn't been on anything this year or last. He has been living in his MA cave since Knives Out.

[quote]this is like 8 years too late

This seems very random. Reading R19’s quote, last year wouldn’t have made sense either.

Also, he doesn’t look right with a shaved chest, he looks better at R36 than he does at the OP.

This is one of those purchased honors, right? Does he have something coming out soon? What is he promoting?

Hot, yes. Sexy, not so much. Lee Pace is hot AND sexy.

His team likely paid for the “honor.”

Does he present hole?

It wasn't too long ago that the bug-eyed country singer from TV was named "Sexiest Man" so Chris Evans is an upgrade no matter who you ask (and that would include the singer's wife)

He has perfect natural chest hair pattern. Mmm mmm. Methinks that means a nice fuzzy hole.

Those old pics when he posed as rough trade are classic. The right of passage for all male stars, until Timotay who is …

They scrubbed all pics of his cock from the web.

He had one Cock pic.

Most of them don’t do photo shoots how he did.

He’s no Lyle Waggoner

I think he's sexy af plus he seems like a good guy.

Is his real name Whitey White McWhitey?

No his name is Blackie McDeadbeatdad.

Am I not the sexiest them alive?

I'm a bit surprised that his PR people went along with this.

The behind the scenes stories about who is picked and how are hilarious.

Getting the title no longer has what little prestige or PR value it once had.

When will they give it to Chris Pratt?

I was going to say what R63 did. He’s sort of too big of a star to get this. It’s not like when it first started. Ryan Gosling has turned it down multiple times.

[quote]Wiat, his penis gets exposed in the internet and he gets rewarded with this? What about all those other guys who get their cocks out, and will it be a requirement for sexiest men alive in the future?

Whether it will or not, we need to make sure this rumor reaches Henry Cavill's publicist, STAT!

I think Chris Pratt was better looking during his Everwood and Parks and Rec days.

People has pretty poor taste so this is better than some of its previous clinkers. Evans is a good looking man but bland.

[quote]Getting the title no longer has what little prestige or PR value it once had.

I'm actually surprised they haven't dropped it since, as you correctly point out, it doesn't carry the PR cachet it once had. I guess they feel a few headlines are still better than nothing.

He's so overrated, nothing exotic about him. Why are women required to be exotic to be beautiful while men can be basic like chris and have everyone fawn over you?

Women are held to a higher standard of beauty and are expected to always be more beautiful than men. I also feel that men can't be too pretty or else it upsets the balance. Hollywood keeps pairing pretty and impossibly young girls with much older men in movies to keep that illusion up. Which I think is bullshit.

Chrish Evansh ish shex on a shtick!

[quote] Is his real name Whitey White McWhitey?

[quote] He's so overrated, nothing exotic about him.

He’s part Italian. That makes him more interesting.

He's better looking in the face than Chris Hemsworth and Chris Pratt. He seems to identify more with his Irish side than Italian. I think Boston is actually more Italian in ancestry than NYC but more people there identify with Irish.

R74, from what I’ve read, he identifies more with the Italian side than Irish.

He’s hot but Cavill is hotter.

Did Fassy ever get it?

He deserves it. He is one of the hottest guys in Hollywood

R77 Agreed! Don't wait too long and pass him by like they did with Kevin Costner years ago!!

Chris isn't a social smoker, he's a daily habitual smoker. Many actors are.

Die r22. just fucking die

Dick pic

He definitely identifies more with the Irish side. He’s just closer to the Italian side.

He looks NOTHING like his Italian family either. But neither does his mom. Is she adopted?

Will Timotay win sexiest woman alive when he has breast augmentation?

Hubba hubba

Chalatroll invades every thread. Haven't you jacked off enough already?

Is Chris Evans the same person as Jack Davenport?

Who? No, he's the same person as Jake Chesterfield.

Billy porter will not be happy about this

R70 Why are women required to be exotic? Exotic like who? Jennifer Lawrence? Jennifer Aniston? Julia Roberts? Reese Witherspoon? Emma Watson? Emilia Clarke? Kristen Stewart? Anya Taylor-Joy? Emma Stone?

OP, "Chris Evans names Peoples "Sexiest Man Alive"

I didn't realize that the stars choose who makes the cover, not the magazine.

Chris Evans controls all media. With his penis. Where have you been?

It's true. He whips it out and slaps it all over his keyboard and shit happens.

I wonder if Chris and Scott ever experimented together.

OP pic is more than 10 years old at this point. CE is hot but aging.

R92 He can go from 0 to Jizzing in Your Face in 3.5 seconds. His sperm count is higher than Anakin's mitochloridian count.

LOL R91. That explains it. I can't believe the 'Oh, Dear!' troll didn't show up prior to 90 posts in...

meh - the guy is pretty basic

[quote]It was a think

Learn to speak fucking English, Jimmy import.

I'm not mad at this.

ENOUGH with this Timothee shit. I CANNOT wait until you queens move on to the next straight-man obsession.

R99 Armie's pool boy will move in on that.

R99 Obsessed with that skinny French twink, this from is.

His body is indeed incredible. But his face looks like someone who's had excessive dermabrasion. It's just too damn smooth. His face almost looks like a mannequin.

The criteria for this honorific should be “if the nominee strips off his post-workout jockstrap and crams it into your mouth, would you welcome it?” In this case, my answer is an enthusiastic “yes!”

Well! You just know what I’m thinking!

Timmy looks like on of those sad and sickly Victorian orphans who was sold into prostitution and dresses like a girl.

Chris Evans is not promoting anything? He seems like a dork.

Oscar Isaac would have been better as a genuinely sexy man

What about Pete Davidson? His magic Dick gets him lots of pussy on the regular.

Pete Davidson would be a fair pick on the basis that clearly lots of high-profile women find him sexy. And if People actually did some digging rather than just repeat what publicists want them to print, the accompanying article could be interesting.

But as someone else said above, this is just paid-for promo.

So cute in this photo.

Ew. What year are we in. Ew. No. People is a sad little shadow of its former self, which was a sad shadow of Life, dumbed down.

Timmy is American.

Agree with the conclusion 1000%. Remember they used to vote that fugly pig Blake Shelton? 🤮

I think he's a Feig.

R98, tell that to the OP.

The demographic for People Mag is middle-aged white suburbanites. I don't remember any "exotic" women being called the most beautiful or sexiest. I would not consider Jennifer Aniston, Gwyneth Paltrow, Sandra Bullock, Lupita N'oyongo or Scarlett Johannson as "exotic". They all fit the Barbie doll sort of beauty standard even if they are different shades. Exotic to me means unique or not the norm and I think if People did choose an exotic person it would not go over well. Contrary to popular belief, the most average faces are actually considered the most attractive. High fashion models tend to be exotic for instance but many people have polarizing views on their sexual attractiveness.

Sandy Buttocks looka like a man

Oscar Isaac exudes sex. Not so much the blandly handsome Evans.

I thought he was hot in Captain America, but I don't find him attractive going out and about.

Oscar Isaac isn’t hot. Get over it.

Timothee looks like an cartoon character to me. I don't think he's fug and I'm sure he's a nice person but I am just not seeing handsome, sexy or gorgeous with him. He's unique-looking, that's for sure and that will do well for character roles.

Go fuck yourself, R118.

It was all over when they gave it to German potato farmer wife, Matt Damon

Has Cavill "won" this honor before? Because there's really no competition with him.

People mag is a thing of the past. And agree with R114

People magazine was HUGE in the 80s and 90s, but like all magazines it's no longer all that relevant.

The reason it started in the first place. Back when he was beautiful and naked in art films. RIP Mel's sanity and exquisite good looks.

Oscar Isaac can be smokin' hot, but he needs to keep that beard off.

Why is conventionally attractive straight male SMA?

What about the transmen of color disabled refugees who need representation?

LITERAL VIOLENCE!!!!!!!!!!!!

Billy Porter must be pissed. He fully expected to be on the cover as Sexiest Them Alive this year. Of course, a STRAIGHT WHITE MALE got it. Literal violence!

What about me?

I love the publicity spin that he didnt get the cover last year because of his leaked cock shot. The reality is probably more like he got the cover this year BECAUSE of the cock shot.

Jesus Christ r129! You should've posted a warning wth that! I have to go scrub my brain with bleach now.

"I thought he was hot in Captain America, but I don't find him attractive going out and about."

That's because Evans is Example A of the typical actor who roids out for a role, then goes back to normal after the shoot, as well as being filmed in soft focus lenses, photo shopped to an inch of his life and tons of make up. Plus his gross tats are covered.

When he is his normal self, he really isn't all that (but that's basically every "star."

The Toronto Trans Collective have issued a statement

[quote]The Toronto Trans Collective is shocked and disgusted that People magazine have continued to push a transphobic, necrophobic, white supremacist and cishethethetheteronormative narrative of what a constitutes an "alive" "sexy" "man". The Toronto Trans Collective notes that George Floyd could have made People magazine history as the sexiest man not alive, or Elliot Page could have made history as the sexiest man alive. The Toronto Trans Collective also expresses outrage and solidarity with Arnie Hammer who is the victim of kink shaming.

[quote] Chris Evans names Peoples “Sexiest Man Alive”

I'm not reading through all these responses, but if no one has asked I feel I must. Just who did Chris Evans name as People's "Sexiest Man Alive"? I wasn't aware he'd gone to work for that rag.

r134 we all understood what OP meant. Typos happen. Unclench.

R135 clearly doesn't understand the DL ways. Trust me hon, at times some things simply have to be done.

r136 the grammar and spelling queens are a minority on here and a nuisance. And so incredibly stereotypical of fussy, pissy gays.

His legs are not as bad as Sam Heughan’s but still not impressive.

R133 I care more about what the Borg Collective thinks than the Toronto Trans Collective.

Billy Porter is not hot.

R126 did his ears get pinned back? I never noticed that his ears look sort of odd.

Billy Porter is STUNNING and BRAVE!

Is Billy Porter cross-eyed?

I am a fan of Oscar’s but I must say that only the past 20 years would be really be considered hot in terms of looks for a Hollywood star. He really came at the right time I believe, which is to say he’s a relatable looking guy. Evans is not so relatable and is blandly good looking in the way 90s make models were who all looked like they stepped out of a magazine. That’s great for a model, but a movie star needs some sort of bite to them. Oscar is interesting. To me he hasn’t got movie star looks but he has a quiet charisma. Evans has movie star looks but not really the kind of charisma I like from a movie star. It’s an interesting dichotomy.

I think most men they could have chosen are somewhat bland. I could see Jamie dornan, Alex skarsgard in this position too both good looking guys but with not much in terms of the movie star aura. I hate to say it because I know it’s not a popular choice, but Timothee might have been the most interesting of a not so interesting bunch.

When I look at pictures of him, I can't help but think of a quote from "Steel Magnolias" -- That he had been "carved out of cream cheese." Especially when he's 'roided up. That's what he looks like.

^^ I'm referring to Chris Evans, btw. His roid tits always look especially milk-laden.

I’m a big fan of Paul Newman and all those men of the past. I wonder if I would feel the same way about them had I grown up in that era with them say I’d been born in the 30s and had them shoved down my throat as guys to idolise. For sure I would have been more likely to see their work than the superhero movies today… but I also wonder if I’m just fatigued from everyone’s social media and endless “nothing” interviews that are always so “safe” and predictable…

Newman only had a career after James Dean died

We will never really know that. I know he likes inherited a few parts from dean but maybe dean wouldn’t have done all of them anyway, perhaps there would still have been a need for a Newman type.

Evans needs to stop with the severe pulled back hairstyle. It makes him look fake.

Ummmm Evans has been balding for years now.

The hair you see when he’s Captain America is fake.

Not true. He's always had and still has a full head of hair. Idiots.

He opened up about losing his hair 10 years ago. He was balding.

R155 I’m starting to think, based on your posting history, that you don’t have access to Google in you bubble

I’m surprised Evans went for this because he seems so over the beefcake angle, but he is a Gemini so I guess the famewhore half of him won out.

Evans seems kind of a mess without Captain America, the roles he’s choosing don’t seem impressive and he shouldn’t be playing second banana to Ryan Gosling like he is in his next movie.

Evans has never been much of an actor.

He's so much hotter with chest hair

Hole pics?

I loved his FLAUNT magazine photoshoot done ages ago...but his skin type doesn't age well.

Oscar Isaac has that lazy I thing going like Rufus Sewell.

I think they're both fug, but their eyes make them sexy.

He is one piece of prime beef. I would suck/fuck him anytime. anywhere.

Oscar Isaac isn’t hot. Next.

I was referring to Chris Evans

I remember in 2017 when Julia Roberts was named Most Beautiful Person Alive…

[quote] According to MTV News Lizzo brought a new life to him via social media and started a movement of black women wanting Chris Evans.

Black women have always been us gays best ally!

That’s bs about Lizzo. He’s had a huge black women following for years. I think they think he secretly has a thing for BM.

I don't think he would keep his preference a secret. He's a good-looking man who has access to all types of women to his convenience. It's probably more the media focuses on the celebrity women he is linked to as that's a form of PR. It's actually easy for celebrities to date privately. The ones who are in the press all the time are either narcissistic attention whores or are need to be in the public eye in order to remain marketable. So who's to say he hasn't dated women of color?

I've always thought Chris Evans was hot since I first saw The Nannie Diaries. At least People Mag is getting it right this year instead of naming non-sexy losers like Blake Shelton and John Legend.

What took them so long?

Faux pas * has a thing for BW.

He’s objectively handsome, but he does nothing for me. I don’t find him sexy at all.

He’s a cutie patootie

Lizzo got replaced really fast by Selena Gomez/Chris Evans romance rumors.

Don't know how much is true but it started October 1 when SG's fans noticed Evans followed SG on Instagram. He follows only less than 180 people on IG. Then one of her fans started something on twitter that they were seen leaving the same studio and restaurant on the same day. Now it's blown up where people have started to believe it.

If Chris is fucking any BW it would be more Zoe Saldana, Halle Berry or Kerry Washington types than Lizzo.

Nanny Diaries was 16 years ago. He no longer looks like that. He was in his early 20s.

He’s straight.

He hooks up with all types. Hollywood focuses on celebs he dates. He’s dated non celebs but hides them.

The Lizzo thing was all one sided, hers. It was like a joke. This dude is not dating anyone who looks and acts like Lizzo.

[quote] The ones who are in the press all the time are either narcissistic attention whores or are need to be in the public eye in order to remain marketable.

Oh hi!

I heard he is currently dating a non-celeb who resides in the East coast where he lives.

Both Selena and Evans have not denied the rumors. Selena's fans want her to date a good guy badly and they're manifesting this couple. However, Selena has gained weight this year and Chris doesn't look like he did 10 years ago.

[quote] He’s straight.

Right. Because you're a woman and he fucked you, and you know for a fact he's not the least bit interested in guys because he also wants to marry you and raise a brood of children.

I don't know if he's gay or straight, and frankly I don't care either way (never going to fuck him) but it's crazy to say with such certainty the sexual preference of someone you've never even met.

[quote]This dude is not dating anyone who looks and acts like Lizzo.

True. Chris is a nice upper-middle class boy from Sudbury, MA. He would never date ghetto trash like Lizzo. And she's so fat, too. If he were into black women, he'd date a Kerry Washington type.

He is straight. His brother isn’t. Quit projecting what you want others to be onto them. He’s one of the most open minded, liberal guys. It’s one thing when you guys push your shit on assholes, let’s leave the good ones alone.

How about this, it’s 2021 and lots of people are into different types r181. A lot of us aren’t picking based on race.

It’s more deserving than John Legend last year and Blake Shelton a few years ago. Wtf were they thinking?

[quote] He is straight. His brother isn’t.

Sooo... there's a limit to how many siblings can be gay?

[quote] Quit projecting what you want others to be onto them.

No dear, that's you. I couldn't care less. I'm never going to meet him, let alone fuck him so it means nothing to me. I just find your strident assertions, well, bizarre.

[quote] He’s one of the most open minded, liberal guys.

I have no idea what that's even supposed to mean in this context.

[quote] It’s one thing when you guys push your shit on assholes

Dear, I don't push my shit on assholes. That would be gross. I do however push and shove my dick on assholes.

[quote] let’s leave the good ones alone.

What makes you think he's good? And more to the point, are you essentially saying that openly gay celebs are not the good ones? I don't know what you're trying to say.

How about this r183: A person of Chris's class would not date barely literate ghetto trash. Or a fat chick. He'd date a black woman who was more of his own socioeconomic background.

It's kind of sad that celebrities have fans who prefer to dictate who they can date rather than just be happy for them and whoever their significant other is. Evans and Selena don't care likely because they realize people will talk shit anyway and ignoring it is the best option. In real life, the best way to avoid letting rumors stick is to ignore them. Both are too old to entertain bullshit.

Also Lizzo is annoying and I don't get how acting like that desperate fat girl in high school trying to get acceptance from the cool kids is empowering. If she just kept making music and actually not fixate so much on her weight and her appearance than she would be more radical. Lizzo is not ghetto, she is a nerdy band geek who acts like a stereotype because she probably isn't as confident in her Blackness and her appearance than what she would say.

Lizzo reads as ghetto.

Have any of you seen his sisters and mother ? We are not talking Karen Carpenter here...and boys close to their families, like Chris, usually look for women like their mothers.

She acts ghetto in the same way that Beyoncé does. As in she's a poser. Cardi B, Azaelia Banks, Lil' Kim, Mary J. Blige, Keysha Cole, Nicki Minaj and Jhene Aiko are authentically ghetto.

The sister are fat. I'm sure they would be more attractive if they lost weight. He's the best looking on in the family.

I prefer the runner-up, Barry Keoghan

I've noticed a lot of celebs are the best looking of their families. Also, I'm sure if Chris didn't become an actor at a young age, he would have packed on the pounds and became overweight like every white dude over 30.

R192 there is something about him I find sexy.

Chris has gotten plump a few times. He has to fight off those lbs.

Chris's mother is an old-school overbearing Italian mama. She probably runs roughshod over any woman he dates. No one is good enough for her boy.

Yeah, I can't see him taking home a black woman to his Bostonian Irish-Italian family he's close with. Unless they are super liberal

Just looking at the mother I would bet money she's one of those fat, loudmouthed, abrasive Boston bitches who'll tell you to go fuck yourself while she puts another shot of Jameson in her coffee.

Boston women. JFC.

Italian mother’s favor their boys, but mostly their oldest who tends to be the golden boy. They tend to be awful to their daughters.

Chris Evans was rumored to be dating Naomi Harris, who is black and was his costar in Street Kings.

Naomie Harris is gorgeous, classy and elegant and a good match. I think some people mistakenly assume Chris would be ghetto just because he's from Boston and people stereotype Boston as a trashy racist white ghetto. However, Boston is a wealthy city with many universities and growing more diverse. Also, he's not from the same generation of Irish or Italian-Americans who are more provincial. It's people like Mark and Donnie Wahlberg who are ghetto and they're not really from Boston, they're from Dorchester.

He’d probably be a bit more open with dating a WOC now than when he was Captain America. Supposedly his dating a black woman could hurt his image with Middle America.

Dorchester is in Boston…

The mothers put the sons on a pedestal and they can do no wrong, and they're just overly critical bitches to the daughters.

R201 he’s from the same generation as Marky Mark. He isn’t much younger. His father is a lawyer or dentist. Can’t remember. But his family is filled with successful people.

His Italian mom looks nothing like her family.

r201 Chris is actually from Sudbury, not Boston proper. Sudbury is a fairly affluent suburb that's very white.

His dad is a dentist. His cousin or uncle on his dads side is a prominent politician in the area.

I’m pretty sure the Politician is Italian.

His maternal uncle Michael Capuano was the Congressman.

IMO, his dating Jenny Slate was more hurtful to his image than a WOC. He was a 10 and she was a 4. Her nose was an eyesore and his fans really tortured her and broke them up.

He's str8, though his brother is quite the gay whore.

Jenny Slate is considered a WOC to white Supremacists. This is why I laugh at this mentality that all these different people are white. Let a real racist run into an Italian. They consider Italians part N word.

R195 when was he ever plump? I'd like to see those photos.

A lot of actors can beef up for a role, but he's legit athletic:

Funny clip of Chris with brother Scott, talking about childhood pranks.

Not going to kick him out of the sack but not in the sexiest man alive league like Idris Elba or Beckham. His Irish Boston proud schick is a turnoff.

Beckham sexy? Ugh.

Aren’t all these Boston people super Boston proud? I like it. Better than the transplants who pretend to be something they aren’t.

Boston is full of transplants too you moron. And they're also Bostonians just like everybody else.

[quote] They consider Italians part N word.

Except they're not.

[quote] They consider Italians part N word.

Italians who look like Ray Romano, Ralph Macchio, Leah Remini, Jennifer Esposito ... maybe.

But many Italians who look like Kelly Ripa, John Travolta, Ariana Grande, the Cuomos, no.

[R216] yes Becks is smoldering in person. I’ve worked with him a few times on adverts and my god if he doesn’t make every dick stand at attention when he smiles. He’s such an easy going likeable bloke. Not to mention, photos do not do his looks justice.

But he's white!

I am waiting for the outrage to begin and the call for People Mag to be CANCELED!

Yep. Checks out.

Usually I'd eyeroll at anyone mancrushing Tom Brady, but he's actually very adorkable about it.

R218 you can claim a 23 year old moving to Boston is the same as someone born and raised there, but they aren’t. And that’s not an opinion

r225 don't even start on the "transplant" bullshit. Your bizarre fixation is not shared by the rest of America. People move to cities from other places. They always have and always will. It's been happening since the ancient world. They spend some time in the city and get acclimated to it and they're a resident of that city.

Nobody moves to NY or Boston to hang out with the natives LOL!

Isn't the transplant troll that fat chulo who lives in some ghetto area of Brooklyn and is seething with jealousy over successful people?

Doesn’t matter. The natives are still that, the natives. You’re not. Point blank. You’re the wannabe.

Go ahead and scream into the void r229. The rest of the world doesn't care.

R202, that sounds ridiculous. We are in the 21st century and these celebs don’t give a shit about that. Robert DeNiro is an old timer and a bigger star than CE, and has only ever been linked to black women.

Robert DeNiro was never a hot sex symbol type of actor like Chris Evans. He was a serious prestige actor. The personal lives of those types of actors tend not to be important to their fans. Chris Evans is a fantasy fucktoy type of celebrity. Who they date does matter to their public, most of which are delusional frau-type women.

R232 nailed it.

Both Robert Pattinson and Zac Efron got a lot of backlash and hate for dating black women openly.

The sex symbol actors have a lot of fans who are certifiably INSANE. In a way I feel sorry for them, they didn't know they were signing up for this, i.e. truly unstable obsessed fans who can't separate fantasy from reality and making their lives hell. Yes, these types of people have always been around but in the digital/social media age it's much worse. Benedict Cumberbatch, for example, had to get the police involved several times because his nutcase female fans were following him around London and harassing his wife.

Omg r234 I knew someone obsessed with him, she would call herself a Cumberbitch. We don’t speak anymore because I told her she’s nuts.

He was in NYC to do press and she was trying to find the hotel he was staying in to try and break into his bedroom and seduce him.

Bland. Boring eyes. No real presence.

I just hope he's into something - farting with balloons....

He holds my attention .

He’s even sexier when he speaks in the Boston accent a la the Hyundai commercial.

[quote] Both Robert Pattinson and Zac Efron got a lot of backlash and hate for dating black women openly.

Oh that wasn't the reason why...

What ? Nobody remembers Chris sparring with David Duke who had criticized him for associating with women of colors ? It was in 2017.

I think he is a bisexual who started out mostly straight but ended up getting gayer as he got older which is why he doesn’t date much anymore.

I also think he has Aspergers Syndrome and is totally neurotic in the Woody Allen sense which is manifesting itself in the bizarre accumulation of tattoos.

He was drop dead handsome as Captain America but never so much any other time I've seen him. He's hardly an eyesore.

R233 Really? I could have sworn it was THE thing now for pasty white male celebrities!

Booze and coke problem, same with his brother.

His brother Scott is FLAMING. Nice cock, though.

Another Scott Evans cock shot

Wasn't Scott Evans on that soap opera "One Cock To Lick"?

I hate to fall into the stereotype of gay men who are obsessed with hot straight guys, but Scott, although cute, is a pale substitute for Chris in every department.

If the story of his alleged clingy mother is true, I feel sorry for Chris...

nope

R242 Someone else said something similar in the thread linked below at Reply 246. The next reply said Chris Evans would be a good partner for Henry Cavill because he, according to the user, is an "Aspie Taurus".

Yes, his mother is super clingy

R250 whaaat? 🤭

Sharing a hotel room with Mother? He’s officially a Datalounger!

Violet and Sebastian, Sebastian and Violet…

R252 that was me

You realize only like a hundred people post on this site?

CHRIS EVANS CRIED AFTER TELLING HIS MOM HE LOST HIS VIRGINITY

But while Evans got his crying under control growing up, he did still have one special moment that brought on the tears. Right after losing his virginity, Evans ran home and proudly told his mom the good news. Jokingly, Meyers said, "And I didn't cry!" but Evans, though laughing, quickly set the record straight: "Oh, no. I cried. I didn't say that."

R258 - Did the guy not pull out like Chris asked?

Sharing a hotel room with your MOM. I can't get over this.

I don't see a problem with it.

Just revealed on Colbert: It's not Chris, it's Paul Rudd. So Page 6 just royally fucked up.

Paul Rudd > Chris Evans all day everyday. Chris has a weird way of looking sometimes, Rudd is always consistent with his hotness and cool factor. Evan’s gayling brother is fugly and annoying. Their mom clearly overbearing Irish Catholic cunt who probably bathed them with her so it did some damage.

The mother is Italian r263. I think that she is….

Scott Evans is an annoying MESS. I know people who've hung out with him. Sloppy drunk and loves the blow.

Maybe it was originally Evans but the reception as been meh, because he's generic so they changed it to Rudd because he's the "corny nerdy' type of sexy instead of Evans who is generic sexy.

Rudd got it because of Ghostbusters coming release. Its all PR.

Cheers Eddie

^ What does Puerto Rico have to do with Paul Rudd or Ghostbusters?

Page six rarely gets it wrong. Wonder what happened there.

[quote] Maybe it was originally Evans but the reception as been meh, because he's generic so they changed it to Rudd

Paul Rudd is meh. Evans has always been sexy. Evans probably withdrew because he's extremely private.

[quote]Chris has a weird way of looking sometimes.

Yes, a strange impish look. He is best off when he doesn't smile.

About that nude pic... I don't get all the commotion about it. His cock looks a lot like 99.9% of the cocks I have seen in my 60 years, in person, in media, and on the internet. I could probably draw it on a picture of him and be highly accurate.

Look at all those celebrity websites that capture every instance of male full-frontal nudity. Michael Fassbender was nominated for an Oscar a few years after his generous endowment caused a buzz. Richard Gere capitalized on his cock's exposure on "American Gigolo" forty years ago.

40% of American men 18-24 have purposely sent nude selfies. Why is Chris Evans being singled out?

R273 becuz it looked like a "boomer uses social media for the first time" accident?

R257

He’s just so normal looking, looks like any man in the street. When he was pumped up for Cptn America he was hot but otherwise no.

R153 sad

[quote] He’s just so normal looking, looks like any man in the street.

What? Oh honey, I have got to move to your town. All my years in NYC surrounded by actors and models, and still I'd say at least 50% of the guys on the street were utterly fugo.

Paul Rudd is cute and he’s aging well, but his movies are stank. Even the titles are cheesy…ROLE MODELS, DINNER FOR SCHMUCKS…lame-assed comedies.

Why do I think, right about now, that Chris Evans is breathing a secret sigh of relief?

Yeah, I get the feeling Chris Evans isn’t exactly crying over not being named. He’s good looking, but I would say his flaw is his teeth. They look huge. Anyway, he should do a romantic comedy. I know he did one with Anna Faris, but it wasn’t that good and they had no chemistry.

R281 Maybe a brokeback mountain style comedy?